Community Work Gifts

Children hold hands around a map of the world with picnic food.

'You got yourself a job? -- Don't you care what happens to me?'

Donations go to the fund for the motivationally impaired.

""On a positive note closing all the area offices might encourage some of our clients to develop important coping skills."

Cuba applauds its doctors

"You don't need to be anti-white to be pro-black."

"Look...this says Latinos in the United States face a lot of challenges. Our community needs you!"

Community Organizer.

'I'm going back as a ghost. It's time to give something back to the community.'

'The Mob's not so bad around here, but you have to watch out for the community organizers.'

"We are here to help - oh no our concept notes!!"

'I guess it is. At least the beggar from around the corner starved to death yesterday.'

'Finally they tidy up our streets as well.'

'Have you been a good boy?'

Big Society, the universal sticking plaster

'So would you say that your preparation for Leaving Care was 'good', 'adequate'or 'could have been better'?'

Coalition back recovery?

"If I suggest not offering a prize and my idea wins, do I still get the money?"

Hollywood Sign Developers

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

America, are we learning anything?

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Thank you, Essential Workers

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Be kind"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Arizona In Black