Community Involvement Gifts

"My child's school is having an auction, so can your entire life come to a halt?"

"Why don't you find yourself a job instead of living on welfare??!"

Local Democracy: How it works. . .

Neighborhood Watch.

"We'll never be able to keep up with the neighbors, but what if something bad were to happen to the neighbors?"

Shop Locally!

"Since his retirement, Robert seems to have taken a keen interest in the local community."

Pensioner zimmer parking outside of Darby and Joan Club

'We were forced to leave our last church when some visitors took our seats.'

'I don't think there's much we can do about it - he's on the planning committee.'

"We considered a variety of ideas to reduce voter apathy!"

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

"Bob, the neighbour is borrowing your stuff again...."

'We agree, Fenwick, that veterinarians must participate more actively...'

'I welcome newcomers - They bring a breath of fresh gossip into the community.'

'I found the audiobooks, computer access points, DVDs, conference rooms and community focus points...could you tell me where the books are!'

Noise Abatement Society

'Welcome to the first Transition Town Barking Reskilling Group meeting. We face a difficult task. We are old dogs, and these will be new tricks...

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

'We're the same as the regular cubs without the full-time commitment.'

The Organ Grinding Nuisance Pt. 2

"...And, in the good old days, we all knew who our neighbours were!"

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

"All those in favour of our township meetings doubling as a book group?"

Neighbourhood Watch Sale

'Local Food for Local People.'

'Hello? Is that 'Nuisance Neighbours'? It's my neighbour, she won't hand over her bag...'

Vote Selfishly

"I'm not ready for a big commitment. Could I just pal around with a sidewalk a little?"

Pray For Those Who Labor...At Home, At Work, In Ministry. It's Labor Day!

Good neighbours.

'My drug problem is a little different. I'm being drug to P.T.A meetings, drug to little league practice, drug to dance rehersal, drug to...'

'We couldn't help overhearing the argument you're having with your wife and we'd like to enlist.'

2010 Teacher Layoffs.

"Happy National Pride Month."