Community Involvement Pillows

"My child's school is having an auction, so can your entire life come to a halt?"

"Why don't you find yourself a job instead of living on welfare??!"

Local Democracy: How it works. . .

Neighborhood Watch.

"We'll never be able to keep up with the neighbors, but what if something bad were to happen to the neighbors?"

Shop Locally!

'I don't think there's much we can do about it - he's on the planning committee.'

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

"We considered a variety of ideas to reduce voter apathy!"

'Wrong. It takes loving parents. The only thing a village can raise is a village idiot.'

'We were forced to leave our last church when some visitors took our seats.'

Pensioner zimmer parking outside of Darby and Joan Club

"Since his retirement, Robert seems to have taken a keen interest in the local community."

"Bob, the neighbour is borrowing your stuff again...."

"All those in favour of our township meetings doubling as a book group?"

Neighbourhood Watch Sale

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

"...And, in the good old days, we all knew who our neighbours were!"

The Organ Grinding Nuisance Pt. 2

"She's apparently very active in the LGBT Community."

'We're the same as the regular cubs without the full-time commitment.'

'I welcome newcomers - They bring a breath of fresh gossip into the community.'

'We agree, Fenwick, that veterinarians must participate more actively...'

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

'I found the audiobooks, computer access points, DVDs, conference rooms and community focus points...could you tell me where the books are!'

'Welcome to the first Transition Town Barking Reskilling Group meeting. We face a difficult task. We are old dogs, and these will be new tricks...

Noise Abatement Society

"Happy National Pride Month."

'Local Food for Local People.'

2010 Teacher Layoffs.

'We couldn't help overhearing the argument you're having with your wife and we'd like to enlist.'

'My drug problem is a little different. I'm being drug to P.T.A meetings, drug to little league practice, drug to dance rehersal, drug to...'

"I'm not ready for a big commitment. Could I just pal around with a sidewalk a little?"

'Hello? Is that 'Nuisance Neighbours'? It's my neighbour, she won't hand over her bag...'

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