Community Activism Pillows

'For that satisfying sense of inclusion, you can't beat a class action suit.'

'This one's different. It's driven by hot air rising from indignant residents below.'

"People! People! Try to stay focused!"

"The future of resilience is diversity, not monoculture. And I'm not JUST referring to vegetation."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Centerville.

'Maybe we should talk with them ... or buy a big cannon.'

Neighborhood hygiene

Gentrification vs Manchester...

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Touring Cyclist

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Arizona In Black

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

My Dream Valentine

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

Cuba applauds its doctors

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

'Idealist'

Labour moderates rallying cry.

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

'racism is the new black.'

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

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Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

Time Bombs: Obesity, Pensions, and Environment.