Community Participant Pillows

"I'm skipping 'Happy Hour,' Carl—it's Friday night—zen tennis clinic at the shul."

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

See you at the farmers market!

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Converted Parking Garage

Human Rights for All

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

"I'll have the usual."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Thank you

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

Crossing USA Mexico Border

A singer being criticised

'Our telephone 'get out the vote' drive reached everyone, unfortunately, they all voted for our opponent.'

Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week

Bubbling

Harvey before and after.

Egalitarian family

I shop locally!

"Get lost. Besides, who ever heard of Girl Scout manicotti?!"

'Good news, men, when we give to the poor now, it will qualify for federal matching funds.'

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

Pop's store's wanted ad: MOM.

Al Baldasaro

Neighborhood Watch.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."