Community Activities Gifts

'I thought, to Hell with the fusty old nude calender. This year, lets make some cakes and jam...!'

"It's Bob and Margaret from down the hall. They're starting the fourteenth floor militia. Do we want to join?

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

Teens.

"I'm skipping 'Happy Hour,' Carl—it's Friday night—zen tennis clinic at the shul."

"Don't answer—it's those pickleballers again."

'Tut, tut, Father Clancy, we missed you at bingo Friday...'

Orange juice shop.

'It's not for sale.'

"Reggie is retired, but he still goes to work to play the office sports pool."

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

Lost-Little Tabs of Paper

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

Carolling

Mt. Moriah Church Senior Citizens

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Social distancing

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Priest's 'To do' list.

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

AA Meeting Here Today

Love linked

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

See you at the farmers market!