Community Interactions Gifts

Complaining About Complaining

"I remember when she was a size 10!"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Social distancing

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

Glance Exchange

See you at the farmers market!

Love linked

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

AA Meeting Here Today

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Church Basement Foodie

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Arizona In Black

"Recess does things to a man."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Noise Pollution

Things I love about Powell River...

"Great coffee, Carole."

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'