Community Relationships Gifts

A give-and-take relationship with your neighbour is essential to the full enjoyment of your garden.

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

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In the Guru District

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Life is for the birds.

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"You do like octopus?"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Romance

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Right click for yes...

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."