Public Interactions Gifts

"Excuse me, I have to get up for a minute - Do you mind watching my laptop, bag of precious gems, and life savings in cash?"

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Glance Exchange

"Recess does things to a man."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

"Great coffee, Carole."

'I'll review your salary next spring.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Call me!"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"A raise? Unlimited free refills aren't enough for you?"

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'Gesundheite!'

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

"I'm enjoying kindergarten except for all the politics!"

"You ain't wearin' a brassiere." "How could you tell?" "Cuz the wrinkles are all stretched out of yer face."

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".