Workplace Interactions Gifts

'Of course I care, madam!'

'Henderson likes to keep a low profile.'

"A raise? Unlimited free refills aren't enough for you?"

"I'm in one of my rare good moods. It's all right for you to wish me a nice day."

'I feel awkward asking you whether you'd consider me for a missionary position.'

'Gesundheite!'

'No, sorry, I just work here.'

'Do unto others and do it fast.'

'Way to go! You too, way to go!' It was true. They both had a way to go.

"A word of advice. . . next time you use the firm's intranet to send a message of undying love. Don't press 'send all'."

"I've never been very good with names, do you mind if I introduce you as the overweight guy with grabby hands and halitosis."

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

'What's wrong now?'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

'Yes, can I help you?'

Glance Exchange

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

National Boss Monument.

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."