Awkward Office Interactions Gifts

'Oh to hear those three little words.' -'Scram, you creep.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'I'll review your salary next spring.'

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

'It's signed by the entire office. You're not too popular areound here, are you?'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

"A raise? Unlimited free refills aren't enough for you?"

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

'Gesundheite!'

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."

"Until we get more employees to join, we'll just have to roll with the paunches."

'Botox.'

'Way to go! You too, way to go!' It was true. They both had a way to go.

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'

'Scoutmasters aren't usually used as references.'

Call centre musicians

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

Isn't that a surveillance camera?

'Of course I care, madam!'

"It's wearing a bit thin now, Peterson."

'Do unto others and do it fast.'

"Thanks, but, uh, I think I'll take the stairs today."

"This one is less distracting."

'En-counter'

"We want you to be passionage about your job even if it sucks the life out of you."

CEO practices his golf in the office.

Why is it that you're always being eaten by a tiger when I call you in here, Popper?

"A word of advice. . . next time you use the firm's intranet to send a message of undying love. Don't press 'send all'."

'Am I biased or are my ideas always best?'

'I'm not serving at the pleasure of you Senator. I'm serving strictly as your secretary!'