Workplace Interactions Pillows

'Of course I care, madam!'

'Henderson likes to keep a low profile.'

"A raise? Unlimited free refills aren't enough for you?"

"I'm in one of my rare good moods. It's all right for you to wish me a nice day."

'I feel awkward asking you whether you'd consider me for a missionary position.'

'Gesundheite!'

'No, sorry, I just work here.'

'Do unto others and do it fast.'

'Way to go! You too, way to go!' It was true. They both had a way to go.

"A word of advice. . . next time you use the firm's intranet to send a message of undying love. Don't press 'send all'."

"I've never been very good with names, do you mind if I introduce you as the overweight guy with grabby hands and halitosis."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'What's wrong now?'

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

'Yes, can I help you?'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Glance Exchange

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

Torn-Off Mouse.

"Recess does things to a man."

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"