Public Interactions Pillows

"Excuse me, I have to get up for a minute - Do you mind watching my laptop, bag of precious gems, and life savings in cash?"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Glance Exchange

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Recess does things to a man."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Great coffee, Carole."

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

'I'll review your salary next spring.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Call me!"

"A raise? Unlimited free refills aren't enough for you?"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

'Gesundheite!'

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

"I'm enjoying kindergarten except for all the politics!"

"You ain't wearin' a brassiere." "How could you tell?" "Cuz the wrinkles are all stretched out of yer face."

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".