Social Encounters Pillows

'We just stopped by to say hello.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

The prying mantis,

The devil you know and his plus one

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

Glance Exchange

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

Children's Party

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"Great coffee, Carole."

"Whine and cheezed party."

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Glyndebourne

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"Call me!"

Playing cards.

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."