Social Visits Pillows

'I must be going. Shawn is getting restless.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

The prying mantis,

The devil you know and his plus one

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Children's Party

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'Next!'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

"Whine and cheezed party."

"She looks just like in your photos."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Glyndebourne

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

"I read 'Art News.'"

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

Playing cards.

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

Mistaken identity.