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'I must be going. Shawn is getting restless.'

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

The prying mantis,

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

The devil you know and his plus one

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Children's Party

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

"Whine and cheezed party."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"She looks just like in your photos."

'Next!'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Glyndebourne

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"I read 'Art News.'"

Playing cards.

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."