State Visit T-Shirts

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

'Next!'

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

Things I love about Powell River...

"She looks just like in your photos."

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

Stockwell's day

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

Mistaken identity.

'Hey hon, everyone and their dog is here!'

Piorities in Minnesota.

You've got company.

'This morning I was the second largest pumpkin at the State Fair...'

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

'We need another week to do things and another month to undo things.'

Hospital Visit

Swing by won't you?

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

'Let's arbitrate.'

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

'Boy, this is a no-nonsense kind of place, isn't it?'

"He's a distant relative on a visit."

"She'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop. She'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop. She'll be riding six white horses, she'll be riding six white horses, she'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop." "That's just like your mother."

"It's so nice to be home, mum, and have unrestricted use of the telephone again"

"I'm going to take your blood pressure, so try to relax and not think about what a high reading might mean for your chances of living a long, healthy life."

'Farington, our parent company is coming to visit us, so clean up your room.'

'Hey, a pot...ted plant. Bless you, my man.'

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