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Montana, the Gorgeous Mosaic

Welcome to Rhode Island - smallest state in the country.

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

Cactus welcoming you to Arizona.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

Department of Nanotechnology

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"We should get out to the country more often."

See you at Charing Cross!

'...I thought Einstein had a theory on 'relatives'...'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

Science and Coronavirus

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

Cures for Ye Plague

Early man learns that by walking upright, his hands become free to do many useful things.