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"Some best friend you are!"

"A works outing is pretty dull when you're self-employed."

"I should have paid more attention in math class."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

The Zoo.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Duck Hunt

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

At the market

The devil you know and his plus one

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

The prying mantis,

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"I told him we needed more string."

Children's Party

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

Circus Act