Evening Outings T-Shirts

"Tonight: date with an angel: gonna meet her at seven: be on my way to heaven. Get the picture, Bob?"

'You smell as if you're nearly ready.'

"Do you like it?" "I like it." "Is it cute? Do you like it?" "It's very cute. I love it." "So you like it? You think it's cute?"

Ladies

"This place has the best happy hour."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

School trip little porters.

Watching the football.

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"Oh, John, if only we could be sure it's love and not just the spell of this place!"

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

"Whiskey and splash coming up!"

Funnel of Love. (This cartoon was originally published on 2011-03-10)

"And What Wine Would You Suggest To Go With An Argument?"

'Something for the weekend?Not with this haircut!'

"It's great to be back in the theater again."

'I'm pregnant.'

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

"I should have paid more attention in math class."

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."

Dinner

'Watch your hands.'

'We met at that new blubber restaurant downtown.'

Dice Cubes

A couple leaves their child at a "Child Check" counter before entering a fancy restaurant.

Tee for Two