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"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"Oh, John, if only we could be sure it's love and not just the spell of this place!"

"Be just a minute, folks. We got a hole between the atria and both ventricles. . ."

Funnel of Love. (This cartoon was originally published on 2011-03-10)

'We met at that new blubber restaurant downtown.'

'I'm pregnant.'

"It may be a safe little motor but I still don't feel safe..."

Dinner

"It's fun, I guess. . . It's just not what I pictured when you asked if I wanted to go boating!"

"And What Wine Would You Suggest To Go With An Argument?"

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

"I've appeared in Eastenders."

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

"Linguini for two?"

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

Six arms, no waiting.

"Let's just pretend we're in Venice."

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

"You and me, a romantic getaway, and not a birdwatcher in sight."

'Two can't live as cheaply as one, but we will get double - occupancy rates when we travel'

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

'Something for the weekend?Not with this haircut!'

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

Fourplay.