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"Linguini for two?"

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

Sitting in a tree

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

Cake

'S'more wine?'

Join me in a glass of champagne?

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Why,yes -I like those long stems!'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

A Sweet Christmas Connection

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Love wine

'Excellent cork, go ahead and pour.'

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'You're facing the wrong way if you want to watch the movie!'

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

'A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou - apparently in that order!'

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

'Tunnel of love, in a cold climate'