Romantic Occasions Pillows

"Linguini for two?"

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

Sitting in a tree

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

'S'more wine?'

Cake

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

Join me in a glass of champagne?

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Why,yes -I like those long stems!'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

Love wine

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

A Sweet Christmas Connection

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

'Excellent cork, go ahead and pour.'

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

'Tunnel of love, in a cold climate'

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

'A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou - apparently in that order!'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"