Romantic Evenings Pillows

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

"One for you, one for me, and one for the gnats that will be joining us shortly."

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

'S'more wine?'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Linguini for two?"

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"I do love you, Robin, but I'm not sure I'm ready for a full-on commitment yet."

'A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou - apparently in that order!'

'You're facing the wrong way if you want to watch the movie!'

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

"So, you're staying in then?"

'A table for two?'

"Oh, John, if only we could be sure it's love and not just the spell of this place!"

'I recommend looking down your wife's top, sir.'

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

"I know you're angry when you cross your arms."

'Waiter. Tonight, we're pulling out all the stops! Get her the steak special and I'll have the pork chops.'

"And What Wine Would You Suggest To Go With An Argument?"

"Any requests?"