Romantic Evening Pillows

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'S'more wine?'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

Why,yes -I like those long stems!'

Join me in a glass of champagne?

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Love wine

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

'Excellent cork, go ahead and pour.'

"Linguini for two?"

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

'A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou - apparently in that order!'

"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"

'Tunnel of love, in a cold climate'

"I do love you, Robin, but I'm not sure I'm ready for a full-on commitment yet."

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

'You're facing the wrong way if you want to watch the movie!'

'I recommend looking down your wife's top, sir.'