Romantic Evening Prints

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

'S'more wine?'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

Why,yes -I like those long stems!'

Join me in a glass of champagne?

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

Love wine

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'Excellent cork, go ahead and pour.'

"Linguini for two?"

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou - apparently in that order!'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"

'Tunnel of love, in a cold climate'

'You're facing the wrong way if you want to watch the movie!'

"I do love you, Robin, but I'm not sure I'm ready for a full-on commitment yet."

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"I know you're angry when you cross your arms."

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'