Romantic Gatherings Pillows

1st Tee. They went to a Valentine's Party instead --- That's really putting the heart before the course.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Wine Lady

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

The devil you know and his plus one

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

The prying mantis,

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"You two seem oddly suited."

The Reaper's Arms

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'S'more wine?'

Glyndebourne

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

Playing cards.

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'