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"I told the dating service I hated the bar scene. I suppose you did, too."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

'You are here' sign on desert island.

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

"All the ticks I removed over my summer vacation,' by Robbie Butler..."

"Why?"

"We met in the Galapagos."

Child having his portrait painted and mother asking for his expression to be preserved

'Who knew college would prep me for a first class upgrade?'

The Reigate train was more unusual this morning

'The return of the Jehovah's Witnesses'

Unaware Fishermen have just hooked King Neptune by the nose with one of their fishing lure lines.

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'The golf balls you found by the lake are hatching.'

Fish pedicures - a woman with her feet in goldfish bowls, with the fish complaining about what they have to eat since the beauty craze took off.

"Whoa! What the …? Don’t sneak up on me like that!"

'We just stopped by to say hello.'

"Mister Bones?!"

"Of COURSE I run into the cute guy the day I just rolled out of bed but didn't roll in something smelly yet."

It took a very special friend to recover the missing g-string

"I hardly consider it a date, Mom. we just noshed."

"Check it out! That girl is hooooot!"

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