Quirky Encounters Pillows

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

Taking goldfish for a walk.

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

"The words 'complete screwball' are not in my vocabulary."

Love is Love

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

"Is the snapper fresh?"

"Do you know how distracting it is when you spin the chamber on that revolver?"

"What they hell are we looking at."

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

"No-one nit picks like you..."

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

'The golf balls you found by the lake are hatching.'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'I know you're a deadly sin and everything, but I don't know...I still like hanging around with you anyway.'

"I don't care if she is a tape dispenser. I love her."

Young girl asking a boy what he owns before they can be married

'Maybe she has allergies.'

Computamatch.

"I told the dating service I hated the bar scene. I suppose you did, too."

"And he thought that was his lucky hat."

Woman Dancing.

White Cat Dancing

'Yes, we do deliver to golf courses. What hole are you on?'