Quirky Interactions Pillows

'We just stopped by to say hello.'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"Recess does things to a man."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

Giraffe Selfie

Penguin Remote

"I'm thinking 'woof-woof' but I'm saying 'arf-arf'."

Another blind date ends badly for Jimbo the Clown.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

Taking goldfish for a walk.

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

"I know I keep coming back to your obsession with styrofoam peanuts, but there's a lot to unpack there."

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'

"Are you aware of how many times you say 'oink' when you talk?"

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

Microscope slide

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."

"Lots of people have writing partners..."