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'We just stopped by to say hello.'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Joined at the hipster.

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"Recess does things to a man."

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

What Guys Say and What They Mean,

Giraffe Selfie

"I'm thinking 'woof-woof' but I'm saying 'arf-arf'."

Penguin Remote

Another blind date ends badly for Jimbo the Clown.

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

~ S.O.S.

Taking goldfish for a walk.

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

"I know I keep coming back to your obsession with styrofoam peanuts, but there's a lot to unpack there."

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

"Are you aware of how many times you say 'oink' when you talk?"

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

If it's any consolation, you burned the bejeezus out of his finger.

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

Microscope slide

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."

"Lots of people have writing partners..."