Quirky Connections T-Shirts

Another blind date ends badly for Jimbo the Clown.

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Joined at the hipster.

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

What Guys Say and What They Mean,

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

Taking goldfish for a walk.

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

"Matey! Me cell connection's down. Throw me a landline!"

Symbiotic Connections

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

"Call me!"

"I think mine likes yours, too!"

Father electric plug to son: 'It's time you knew, son ... you're adapted.'

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

Young girl asking a boy what he owns before they can be married

'Maybe she has allergies.'

Computamatch.

'Wait! Come back! -- I don't even know your name!'

"I've been wanting you two to meet. You both have the same seasonal allergies."

'Funny how I always get on well with weirdos . . . Dunno why!'

"That's why I love him...he never becomes abusive."

'We just stopped by to say hello.'

I've fallen in love with your voice, but unfortunately, things can probably never work out between us. I'm a cartoon, and you're recording.

"Does it work?"

I'm Googling a couple of old uni mates.