Quirky Connections T-Shirts

Another blind date ends badly for Jimbo the Clown.

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

Taking goldfish for a walk.

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

"Matey! Me cell connection's down. Throw me a landline!"

Symbiotic Connections

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

"Call me!"

Father electric plug to son: 'It's time you knew, son ... you're adapted.'

"I think mine likes yours, too!"

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

Young girl asking a boy what he owns before they can be married

'Maybe she has allergies.'

Computamatch.

"I've been wanting you two to meet. You both have the same seasonal allergies."

'Wait! Come back! -- I don't even know your name!'

'Funny how I always get on well with weirdos . . . Dunno why!'

"That's why I love him...he never becomes abusive."

A woman waits on the subway with a man in a carrier bag.

I'm Googling a couple of old uni mates.

"Does it work?"

'We just stopped by to say hello.'

Foot tap

"Internet's down."