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Joined at the hipster.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

Cat Towels

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Advanced footsie

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Inappropriate Snowmen

A Prickly Pair

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

It says they're 120 million years old, enjoyed long walks along the tar pit, and loved nibbling on rodents together. Carbon-dating.com

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

Another blind date ends badly for Jimbo the Clown.

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

"This does not make us friends."

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

"Don't tell him anything."

And they lived happily ever after for a few years until the quirks they found so cute in each other when they were dating eventually drove them both insane the end.

Graffitti.

Prison Romance.

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."