Quirky Pairings T-Shirts

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Advanced footsie

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Inappropriate Snowmen

A Prickly Pair

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

Another blind date ends badly for Jimbo the Clown.

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

"This does not make us friends."

Graffitti.

Prison Romance.

Paul knew he looked great in pastels.

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"Don't tell him anything."

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'