Quirky Matches T-Shirts

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Raincloud Umbrella

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Best before 65 million BC.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Ball as water-melon.

Advanced footsie

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Inappropriate Snowmen

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

A Prickly Pair

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

"This does not make us friends."

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"Don't tell him anything."

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Prison Romance.

Face Mask Romance

'Here's one I made earlier.'