Quirky Matches Pillows

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Raincloud Umbrella

Cat Towels

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Best before 65 million BC.

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Joined at the hipster.

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Ball as water-melon.

Advanced footsie

Inappropriate Snowmen

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

A Prickly Pair

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

It says they're 120 million years old, enjoyed long walks along the tar pit, and loved nibbling on rodents together. Carbon-dating.com

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

"This does not make us friends."

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

Graffitti.

"Don't tell him anything."

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'