Quirky Pair Pillows

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Advanced footsie

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Inappropriate Snowmen

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

A Prickly Pair

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"This does not make us friends."

'We were made for each other.'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"Don't tell him anything."

Prison Romance.

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.