Quirky Pair Mugs

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

Cat Towels

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Joined at the hipster.

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Advanced footsie

Inappropriate Snowmen

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

A Prickly Pair

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

It says they're 120 million years old, enjoyed long walks along the tar pit, and loved nibbling on rodents together. Carbon-dating.com

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"This does not make us friends."

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

And they lived happily ever after for a few years until the quirks they found so cute in each other when they were dating eventually drove them both insane the end.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

Prison Romance.

"Don't tell him anything."

'Here's one I made earlier.'