Quirky Play Pillows

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Anna Calvi

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Great British Eccentrics.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Best before 65 million BC.

'He's maturing early.'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

'Mind if I join you?'

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Joint Ventures!

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Let the Summer Games Begin!

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

The Dancing Academy

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

"However, should the need arise at Cyber-Biogenetics, for a trusty sidekick, we have your resume on file."

"No more Dr Nice guy"

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

'A resume painted in oils on canvas? How long have you been out of work?'

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

'Of course I have to poke people, Mom! It's my job!'

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."