Quirky Play Prints

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'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Great British Eccentrics.

'He's maturing early.'

Best before 65 million BC.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

Joint Ventures!

Let the Summer Games Begin!

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

The Dancing Academy

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

"No more Dr Nice guy"

"However, should the need arise at Cyber-Biogenetics, for a trusty sidekick, we have your resume on file."

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

'A resume painted in oils on canvas? How long have you been out of work?'

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

'Of course I have to poke people, Mom! It's my job!'

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."