Quirky Players Pillows

Visual Gag Angels happily playing a game of Quoits with their HalosHaloes

Anna Calvi

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'He's maturing early.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Boomerang cow.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Celebrity Phrenologist.

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Let the Summer Games Begin!

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Good to have you aboard. Now, let's meet some of the oddballs weirdos and eccentrics you'll be working with."

The Dancing Academy

Skier.

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

Tom Mullica.

Discus accidents.

Microscope slide

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

Adult Magician

A man shoots his head at a basketball hoop.

"No-chance the rapper"