Quirky Team Member Pillows

"Good to have you aboard. Now, let's meet some of the oddballs weirdos and eccentrics you'll be working with."

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Joint Ventures!

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

"However, should the need arise at Cyber-Biogenetics, for a trusty sidekick, we have your resume on file."

Skier.

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

"No more Dr Nice guy"

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

Cow with Hay In Tray and Milk Out Tray.

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

'A resume painted in oils on canvas? How long have you been out of work?'

"The Help Desk guy says to try Ctrl-Alt-Delete....!"

'Bancroft, it's time to pay the salesmen their bonuses. Would you please stop at the butchers' shop and get a few pounds of raw meat?'

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

'They're both great quarterbacks, but I chose Matt as my starter because he's dating a celebrity!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 3

Mum, Dad, I've met something...

"This one is less distracting."

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

"Lots of people have writing partners..."

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'