Quirky Team Member Gifts

"Good to have you aboard. Now, let's meet some of the oddballs weirdos and eccentrics you'll be working with."

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Joint Ventures!

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

Skier.

"However, should the need arise at Cyber-Biogenetics, for a trusty sidekick, we have your resume on file."

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

"No more Dr Nice guy"

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

'A resume painted in oils on canvas? How long have you been out of work?'

"The Help Desk guy says to try Ctrl-Alt-Delete....!"

'Bancroft, it's time to pay the salesmen their bonuses. Would you please stop at the butchers' shop and get a few pounds of raw meat?'

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

"This one is less distracting."

'They're both great quarterbacks, but I chose Matt as my starter because he's dating a celebrity!'

"Lots of people have writing partners..."

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

Mum, Dad, I've met something...

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'

"They say every team has a member who is suffering from mental health issues. Not this team eh?!"