Quirky Collaborator Gifts

"Lots of people have writing partners..."

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Giraffe Selfie

Penguin Remote

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"Good to have you aboard. Now, let's meet some of the oddballs weirdos and eccentrics you'll be working with."

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

"The words 'complete screwball' are not in my vocabulary."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

Thanks for being such a fabulous desk partner!

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

Cow with Hay In Tray and Milk Out Tray.

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'Ever since I had a disease named after me, people seem to keep their distance.'

If it's any consolation, you burned the bejeezus out of his finger.

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

Love is Love