Quirky Team Player Gifts

'Can somebody please find Y?'

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

"Staff support"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Welcome to the Team

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

A married couple share the same pole vault.

The best PE teacher in the World.

Win - win

HR - Helping Relationships

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Belief and Trust.

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

The First Kite

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Speed of assimilation VS New team members

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

"I know we're not lions, but let's call ourselves a pride anyway."

Boomerang cow.

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'