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Visual Gag Angels happily playing a game of Quoits with their HalosHaloes

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'He's maturing early.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Boomerang cow.

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Celebrity Phrenologist.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

Let the Summer Games Begin!

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"Good to have you aboard. Now, let's meet some of the oddballs weirdos and eccentrics you'll be working with."

The Dancing Academy

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

Skier.

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

Discus accidents.

Microscope slide

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

A man shoots his head at a basketball hoop.

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

"No-chance the rapper"