Quirky Sports Lovers Pillows

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'

Neighbours playing tennis over the garden wall.

'And now time for operation: Hit golf balls into windows!'

Golfing Fakir.

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Snooker Golf.

Alternative fielding positions

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Boomerang cow.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

The Unsportables: Relay

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Footballer and Bacteria.

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

Monster Baseball

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Deregulated Baseball

Skier.

Ski Surfing

'Let go of the pole!'

'You better have a hunting license.'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

Discus accidents.

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

Action shot portrait.

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

A bowls player bowling a bomb

The Sports Fanatic

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

Rat interviewed on a Sports Chatshow.