Quirky Sports Enthusiast Pillows

Track & Field & Stream

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Boomerang cow.

Rejected Olympic exhibition sports.

'I've sewn a little handkerchief pocket inside his shorts for phlegm.'

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Snooker Golf.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Alternative fielding positions

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Improvised Dentistry.

The Unsportables: Relay

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Monster Baseball

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

Footballer and Bacteria.

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Deregulated Baseball

Skier.

Ski Surfing

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

Discus accidents.

'Let go of the pole!'

'You better have a hunting license.'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

Rat interviewed on a Sports Chatshow.

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer