Quirky Athletes Pillows

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Anna Calvi

'Your shoe's untied.'

'He's maturing early.'

Alternative fielding positions

Snooker Golf.

Boomerang cow.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"Good to have you aboard. Now, let's meet some of the oddballs weirdos and eccentrics you'll be working with."

Skier.

The Dancing Academy

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

Tom Mullica.

'You better have a hunting license.'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Discus accidents.

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

Adult Magician

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

Action shot portrait.

"No-chance the rapper"

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

Rat interviewed on a Sports Chatshow.

The Sports Fanatic