Quirky Athletes Gifts

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Your shoe's untied.'

Snooker Golf.

'He's maturing early.'

Alternative fielding positions

Boomerang cow.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"Good to have you aboard. Now, let's meet some of the oddballs weirdos and eccentrics you'll be working with."

Skier.

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

The Dancing Academy

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

Discus accidents.

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

'You better have a hunting license.'

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

"No-chance the rapper"

Rat interviewed on a Sports Chatshow.

Action shot portrait.

A man shoots his head at a basketball hoop.

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

The Sports Fanatic

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."