Quirky Winter Athletes Gifts

Putting on ice

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

First aid in mountains

Polar bear bowling alley

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

Winter Weather.

'Fine. And you?'

The polar olympics

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Ice Fishing

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Dog Igloo.

Olympics create interest in curling.

Slalom

Cold Beers and Skiers

Aargh, Many Trees

Greco-polar wrestling

Ski Holidays.

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

Bobsled Police.

'Where the Deer and the Antelope play and veterinary dental bills are high.'

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Proposal on a snowboard

Curling Rocks!